Old Gary

“The Final Countdown passes through terrible and back into...”
— Tommy Too Tall on Old Garys...

OG: I got a new fish.
YR: Oh yeah? What's his name?
OG: Werner. W-E-R-N-E-R.
YR: Werr-nerr? What's it mean?
OG: What do you mean, what does it mean? It's his name.
YR: It's a name. It has to mean something.

Old Gary: young richard and i are going to work on DART now
Justin From The Future: okay.
Justin From The Future: tell young richard to call me if he has issues..
OId Gary: young richards's issue can not be resolved with a phonecall

OG just tore this poor telephone tech support girl Amy at...

Old Gary's mentos collection

OG is very excited as he will soon be in possession of a rare Mexican box of Mentos.  His growing...